Drinking, Peeing in Parking Lots, More Cran and V and a Busy Telephone

As far as being a good employee goes I've sucked this week.

After our rockin' Cedar Point trip I slept all of Sunday and had the crazy notion that I was off on Monday as well. Last month that's how it went down, but I've changed it since then. So, I got the call from Matt wondering where I was and making fun of me b/c I'm the one that makes the schedule.

Last night I partied my brains out at JP's and got drunk with a capital D-R-U-N-K. It was fun, except for not making it home until 12 hours ago and needing to be awake about 3 hours later. I did not make it. I woke up still drunk at 10:15 to Emmalene popping into my room to see if I was ok and to tell my my alarm was and had been going off. (Come to think of it, I set the alarm on my phone, too. Huh.) At that point I went back to bed and woke up at noon:30. Whoops! I wouldn't have been on time if I woke up when Em came in but definitely wasn't a passenger of the on-time bus by then.

Luckily, work was pretty cool about it.

So, I'm a closet drunk-dialer. Autumn called while I was getting ready and started laughing and I just thought, "Crap, I guess I left her a message."

Let me check the phone log. . .

3:50 am AnnaLe
3:53 am Autumn
3:55 am Casey
5:13 am AnnaLe
5:16 am Nick
5:18 am Voicemail (?)

And I know somewhere in there I also called Emmalene and Neil but I've also spoken to them today so it's not showing up in the log.

Damn, calling the Lovell's at 5 is getting a bit risky. Luckily AnnaLe answered. And my voicemail? Did I honestly think I'd missed something?

And to think, at some point my drunk ass convinced Em and AL that I was cool to drive. Hehe, I'm sneaky.

When we came out of JP's there was a huge puddle that was dribbling down the hill. Turns out, it was where SOMEONE (no names, but we all know who's a chronic parking pee person) had peed. Then I wouldn't sit in the back so I sat ON Em, and I remember my foot was on the dashboard. I'm sure it all made sense at the time.

Now, I'm hungry and I am at work so I'd better get ready b/c we're doing it all again tonight, only different local.

Geez Louise.