Happy Birthday AnnaLe!
Being that I am the eldest in our little group (I'm excluding Erin so this makes sense) I turned 24 first. It wasn't good. Bad things happened. To ensure that AnnaLe has a safe and happy end to her 24th year, I figured I'd offer up some advice for the actual birthday along with some things I've learned since December 2, 2005.
1. You cannot drive through deer. They're really heavy and quite sturdy.
2. You're metabolism slows down. I have to lift two cheeseburgers to my mouth now just to burn as many calories as I used to by eating one.
3. Don't ride in Autumn's car.
4. People in wheelchairs can drive cars. Who knew?
5. Brown bears can't climb trees, but have excellent eyesight. Black bears have poor eyesight, but can climb trees really well. Grizzly bears are assholes.
6. Cheese is actually NOT good on everything. See Ramen Noodles. (I actually learned this about a year ago, but I feel I cannot state it enough. It was disgusting.)
7. You'll get bursitis. . . 7 years ago.
8. You're hearing will start to worsen. (What? Mine has gotten worse.)
Crap, I think that's all I learned in almost 3 months. I'm sure there's more that I've just forgotten. Oh!
9. Memory loss.
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