smoke

Ok, I smoke. There. I smoke about a pack a day (depends on if I work) and I don't care.

Yes, I know what the health risks are.

Yes, I know what's in cigarettes.

Yes, I know some don't like the smell.

Fuck all of you.

I smoke, and it relaxes me.

Most don't care. It's the people who do that feel like they have to speak up that annoy me.

My favorite thing? The customer who came into CVS and said "Non-smokers are so self-rightous."

Right on.